The Tell-Tale HONK

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The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby UnknownMurder » 14 Apr 2014 23:19

Before reading this, I would like to inform that this is a horror story. It has scared Le Gateau to near death.
Read at your own cost. [Editted]

The Tell-Tale HONK
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Once... Upon... A Time... I was living in a dark... DARK.... Shadow of the station.. So... Cold that a mice would freeze to death.. From shadows... Orange Hair showed up... A White... HIDEOUS FACE with a big red nose... There he rises with a Pink shirt with yellow stripes, big pink pants and large shoe.. Is this a joke or something? There he shout, "HOOOOOONNNKKKKK!" So, he shouted. He nearly made me faint from his stupidity. As he runs from Security Member, I stood.. Watching.. As the clown shoves me aside, dropping a BANANA PEEL, and caused a Security Officer to FALL, but more Security Officers are coming from the back.. The Clown runs out of the Maintenance, and runs and runs and RUNS toward to Central Hallway, and goes in a loop with Security Officers! Til, One of a Security Member thought of up a idea, why not intercept and cut him off, and so Head of Security Officer said, "REEELLLLLEEEEAAASSSSSEEEE THE BEEEEEEPPPSSSKKYY!" 10 Beepskies swarms down the hallway, chasing the clown! But, the clown was too fast for Beepskies, until he slipped a bystander who happened to be an antagonist, and got humiliated by his antagonists partners, and shouted over public radio.. "REEEEELLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE THE NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSIIIIIIEEEEE" And, so NARSIE WAS SUMMONED, TEARING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE STATION INTO SMITHEREENS! But, he could not kill the Clown, and so the Emergency Shuttle was called and has already docked the station. The Clown was running toward to Shuttle in direction OF NARSIE, taking his time and chances, and so NARSIE was embarrassed that he could not destroy the clown, and was banned by admins. As the clown makes to shuttle, the crew started pointing fingers at the clown, saying ugly truth about the clown, but crew could not destroy the clown's reputation, and so crew jumped out of shuttle with fear starting with Brad Rivers the Captain. Alone, the Clown, reaches to his destination, and took over the station, and so the mime showed up, and smacked him. The clown finally died, and everyone raged at the Clown over Dead Say.

The End!
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby Iamgoofball » 14 Apr 2014 23:52

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Best HONK. HONK/10. Would HONK again.
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby UnknownMurder » 14 Apr 2014 23:54

Iamgoofball wrote:Image
Best HONK. HONK/10. Would HONK again.


HONK! HONK!
PERFECTO!
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby Le Gateau » 14 Apr 2014 23:56

Good God, this is a horror story. Brad Rivers as captain...
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby ProfessorPainus » 15 Apr 2014 02:22

Le Gateau wrote:Good God, this is a horror story. Brad Rivers as captain...

sounds like paradise

I will take two tickets
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby DemonFiren » 15 Apr 2014 10:02

ProfessorPainus wrote:
Le Gateau wrote:Good God, this is a horror story. Brad Rivers as captain...

sounds like paradise

I will take two tickets


You were saying...
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But, seriously? Brad as Captain? This screams "bad". Almost as bad as Poehltain.
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby UnknownMurder » 15 Apr 2014 17:34

Le Gateau wrote:Good God, this is a horror story. Brad Rivers as captain...



I'm sorry it scared you. I edited it and added a warning before reading.
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby Hubblenaut » 15 Apr 2014 23:26

DemonFiren wrote:
ProfessorPainus wrote:
Le Gateau wrote:Good God, this is a horror story. Brad Rivers as captain...

sounds like paradise

I will take two tickets


You were saying...
Spoiler: show


But, seriously? Brad as Captain? This screams "bad". Almost as bad as Poehltain.


I remember a round where Brad Rivers indeed was Captain, just a few months ago!
Oh, yes, and he got to sit in a cell for attacking somebody, if I remember right.
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby qwerty888 » 16 Apr 2014 01:07

I think he tried to loyalty implant the acting head of security, then started assaulting her with a telebaton and ended up geting cuffed and briged by sec.
Or was it when during RP-rev, when both sec and the revs were calling for his head on a spike?
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby Susan » 16 Apr 2014 12:26

What is this supposed to be, exactly? Grammar, spelling, and story structuring are awful. It would probably make my Literature teacher vomit.

Not funny. Outdated joke. What is this, 2005? Honk, ha ha, guys. Clunwes.
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby UnknownMurder » 16 Apr 2014 12:32

This is the Internet.
You made me feel bad.
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby DemonFiren » 16 Apr 2014 14:40

Susan wrote:What is this supposed to be, exactly? Grammar, spelling, and story structuring are awful. It would probably make my Literature teacher vomit.

Not funny. Outdated joke. What is this, 2005? Honk, ha ha, guys. Clunwes.


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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby Iamgoofball » 16 Apr 2014 19:11

I'm gonna put this in the book database sometime.
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby UnknownMurder » 16 Apr 2014 20:02

Author it as Alex Graves.
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Re: The Tell-Tale HONK

Postby Susan » 16 Apr 2014 21:02

DemonFiren wrote:ithinkthatsthejoke.jpg


That doesn't mean it's clever or remotely funny.
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